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Another doctor learned about marketing from his
lawyer.
The lawyer told him that
if he made his patients
wait in the waiting room
longer, they would get
even sicker due to being
exposed to other
patients who were even
more sick.
The doctor reported that this worked great when he
increased the waiting time from 30 to 45 minutes.
His billings increased about 30%.
Lawyers are often asked for advice about money
matters. I’ve always wondered why someone would
drive to a lawyer’s
office in a Mercedes, to
get money advice . . .
from someone who
drives to work in a
Toyota.
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