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would receive $50,000.
His lawyer said that was very generous, but that the
man had only been in business for 10 years, and he
was going to die soon.
The man said, “I know… I know… but it makes for
great publicity, and enhances our corporate image.”
A Lawyer’s Job is to Give Advice
We lawyers are paid to give advice, as Abe Lincoln
even said:
“A lawyer’s advice
is his stock and trade.”
You’ve just got to be a little cautious how much of it
you take to heart. Sometimes, professional opinion
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