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Remember: you are not in the law for popularity, but

for money.

Commandment #5

Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not, and

if you aren’t sincere at least pretend like you are.

Commandment #6

Never assume anything at all, unless it’s a mortgage.

Remember that castles in the air are the only pieces

of real estate a person can own without the

intervention of lawyers.

This is because there are no title deeds to them.

Neurotics, build them,

psychotics live in them,

and psychologists collect the rent.

Isn’t this the way things seem to go in our society,

and it’s not just limited to lawyers.

Commandment #7

The more two lawyers disagree, the more chance

there is that one of them may be right. The law

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