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Commandment #10

Everything is easier to get into than it is to get out of.
Therefore, if your clients are in it up to their noses, tell

them to keep their mouths shut. Then charge them
twice as much to get out of it.

Commandment #11

If you’re guilty and wrong, don’t admit it. Remember

that lawyers never, never make misteaks.

(Oh… forgive me. I mean ‘mistakes’).

I just screwed up! I blew it!

That is 11 commands, not 10. O.K., I won’t charge

extra for the 11th one. I told you we lawyers aren’t

good at math.

These 10 commandments help lawyers

to keep from living in total chaos.

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