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I think maybe they should

                                                                    implement this in Congress.
                                                                         What do you think?

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                Speaking of Congress, one Congressman was asked

                why so many of them choose to spend most of their

                time in Washington D.C., rather than at home.


                He said, “It’s because we can’t live at home under

                some of the laws we pass.”


                Many things don’t make common sense. Someone has

                said, “It’s only in America that we lock up the jury at

                night — but allow the accused to go home free.”

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                Litigation Can Be Humorous

                Litigation can sometimes be humorous, unless you are

                the one involved in it. At least you have the choice to

                either laugh or cry.



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