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The Frenchman agreed: “Yes, it’s the devil’s playground
— a real hell hole.”
The American looked at the scene below him, but he
saw it very different from the other two men. He said,
“It would make one hell of a fantastic parking lot.”
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This Bi-Sexual Case is a Favorite of Mine
One of my favorite litigation stories is where a
female employee’s boss was declared to be bi-sexual
by the court, and this was held to be adequate to
defeat her case for sexual discrimination.
She had sued him for sexually harassing her, and she
lost — the court found against her.
The court declared as follows:
“His insistence upon sexual favors
from plaintiff was not discrimination
because the defendant was bi-sexual.”
The court said the defendant liked both men and
women. Being bi-sexual, he DID sexually harass her,
but he was NOT discriminatory in his harassment.
His lawyer was brilliant. He argued:
“Yes, he did it to her — he sexually harassed her.
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