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Carelesstalkracy [n.] collectively, those afflicted with loose lips.

Centripede [n.] a circular multi-legged insect that surrounds its prey.

Cheer gas [n.] nitrous oxide released at dull parties.

Controversity [n.] an institution of higher argumentation.

Convological [adj.] of unduly complicated language or reasoning.

Crypticism [n.] commentary the negativity of which is well-hidden.

Cucumbersome [adj.] too large to fit in the refrigerator vegetable bin.

Cyborgias [n.] the ruling family of North America, 2073-2142 C.E.

Cynicure [n.] medication prescribed by physicians owning stock in it.

Deceptacle [n.] ambiguously marked container for trash or treasure.

Decacophone [n.] device isolating signal, if any, from noise.

Depranxious [n.] both depressed and anxious.

Dictabot [n.] robotic enforcer of authoritarian policies.

Disgraciously [adv.] rudely, to the point of scandalous insult.

Drawgerel [n.] sketches indistinguishable from doodles.

Dreg race [n.] a competition to hit bottom first.

Driblips [n.] the inability to retain orally introduced fluids, generally
manifest in the very young and very old.

Electrifried [adj.] cooked flamelessly on a stovetop.

Empatheatre [n.] the dramatization of feelings similar to another’s.

Enormerous [adj.] large in number and size.

Etceterin [n.] trademark for a 24-hour logorrhea reliever.

Euthanasiast [n.] an active supporter of mercy killing.

Fermentity [n.] a drunk of unspecified origin, appearance or behavior.

Follyball [n.] an extreme sport played on rooftops.