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Forfensive [adj.] the quality of actions taken to avert or forbid.

Frenchilada [n.] jalapeño and salsa in a croissant.

Frolleague [n.] fellow worker with whom one shares amusements.

Frostril [n.] a nasal icicle.

Fusia [n.] mythological country, the origin of fusion cuisine.

Futilism [n.] the doctrine that nothing can help.

Generican [n.] an inhabitant of Generica, the land of Brand X.

Gliblets [n.pl.] short phrases that roll off the tongue and dribble down the
chin.

Globe trots [n.] traveler’s diarrhea.

Grimwear [n.] garb suggesting the wearer is dying, dead or Death.

Gymnauseum [n.] sensation induced by viewing oneself exercising in front
of full-length mirrors.

Gynecollegial [adj.] fond of associating with other females.

Haute-doggerel [n.] higher-class product of literary sausage-makers.

Hippopotable [adj.] of water to which a horse can be led successfully.

Historicide [n.] destruction of physical evidence of the past.

Homo Eructus [n.] Belching Man, extinct hominid found in Urpistan.

Hummuscide [n.] death by Middle Eastern cuisine.

Iatrotropaic [n. & adj.] keeps doctors away; found in apples.

Ignarrogance [n.] the powerful synthesis of not knowing or caring.

Impermeabubble [n.] the outer layer of the iconosphere .

Impreparable [adj.] for which or whom preparation is impossible.

Infiniternity [n.] the reality of four-dimensional endlessness.

Innocuate [v.] render immune to violent impulses.