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Insultant [n.] person charged in a case of insulting.

Isoderm [n] portion of skin showing the same condition of age.

Intrasquabbulous [adj.] tendency to bicker among friends and family.

Jargonaut [n.] a bold voyager into the realm of incomprehensibility.

Juxtaposeur [n.] one who pretends to make connections.

Karmavore [n.] mythical being consuming human sins.

Kilobuck [n.] one thousand dollars.

Kleptopteran [n.] birds prone to thieving (e.g., the magpie).

Laughed-overs [n.] unused jokes at a dinner party.

Ledgerdomain [n.] the magical abode of creative accountants.

Linguinish [adj.] having the characteristics of a long thin noodle.

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Lip sinkers [n.] Mouth-shaped doughnuts popular in the early 21 c.

Ludocracy [n.] government by comedians, clowns and jesters.

Malapropolis [n.] a city determined to be utterly unsuitable.

Mammonites [n.pl.] an obscure sect of capital worshippers.

Massagynist [n.] a man who doesn’t knead women.

Mediochre [adj.] between too yellow and not yellow enough.

Megawart [n.] 1. an extremely large wart. 2. a very annoying person.

Memetic [n.] a vomit-inducing meme.

Mesmerabilia [n. pl.] hypnotic influence of one’s possessions preventing
their correct evaluation or disposal.

Microsorcery [n.] casting of spells on individual bodily cells.

Misanthropology [n.] the study of human flaws, faults and sins.

Nachismo [n.] masculine power conferred by corn chips and cheese.