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        reason to dam the flood of anticipated contributions any longer than
        necessary.
          “Today,  my  friends,  we  are  to  hear  the  testimony  of  a  most
        remarkable woman, who is known to us only as Mary. Not the Mary
        of the Bible, but another, perhaps equally courageous, member of her
        sex.”
          Camera four panned  the  audience, a group closely  resembling a
        cross  section  of  well-scrubbed,  neatly-attired  middle  America;  all
        were raptly attentive to the evangelist’s message.
          “My friends, as I have told you so many times, the Devil does not
        sleep  and  he  does  not  miss  any  opportunity  to  push  you  off  the
        straight and narrow path of true religion. I have shown you the Devil
        at work in our schools, in our newspapers and magazines and movies,
        even  in  the  highest  offices  of  our  government—and  you  have
        responded.  Yes!  Praise  the  Lord,  you  have  responded!  Our  good
        work  continues,  thanks  to  you  and  the  help  you  have  given  our
        ministry. And after you have heard from Mary, you will once again be
        inspired to renew your faith in us, for it is only with your assistance—
        and the strength of God—that we are able to bring this woman forth
        to confront the powers of darkness and evil.”
          Camera two faded in with a slowly receding shot of Jack standing
        at his Plexiglas pulpit, his arms raised in benediction or menace. “Yes,
        in a few moments, my friends, you will hear, in her own words, how
        an innocent young woman was seduced by worldly temptations into
        joining a demonic conspiracy! At last we have proof positive that the
        so-called women’s rights movement is nothing more than a cover for
        greed and murder! Yes, it is true! A group of airline nurses, directed
        by  Satan  himself,  are  responsible  for  spreading  the  scourge  of  our
        century,  AIDS,  among  the  homosexuals  of  our  nation  and  of  the
        world, in order to seize greater power and influence, and take over
        key positions in our society!”
          A muffled muttering broke out in the audience.
          “Yes, my friends,” continued McCracken, not a hair out of place
        despite  his  extravagant gestures,  “I  know  it  is  hard  to  believe.  But
        now  this  fiendish  plot  is  uncovered—perhaps  in  time  to  put  an
        end to it, in time to stop these criminal feminists from killing again!
        And  as  you  listen  to  Mary’s  words,  remember  our  ministry:  we
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