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        salary,  after  the  information  he  had  carefully  laid  out  in  simple
        English had been first appreciated, then exploited.
          Honus  Bellwether,  ramrod-straight  octogenarian  chewing  gum
        magnate  and  eldest  member  of  the  board,  began  by  clearing  his
        throat and saying, “I have read this cover to cover. If I understand
        what Karp is telling us, we have very little time to react to it. I don’t
        like that, but my decades of experience in the business world have
        taught  me  to  strike  when  the  iron  is  hot.  What  do  you  think,
        General?”
          “You  know  what  I  think:  we  should  have  rounded  up  all  these
        sexual deviants and  communist rabble-rousers a long time ago and
        either straightened them out or kicked them out of the country!”
          Lemuel E. Newcombe’s outburst was characteristic of the choleric
        retired air force officer. He pounded the table around which they sat,
        rattling the ashtrays.
          “Maybe it’s not too late to wake up all these bleeding-heart liberals
        and fellow-travelers to the dangers facing our Christian society! I say:
        we’ve got the goods on them now, and we should let them have it
        with both barrels! It’s like Sodom attacking Gomorrah—or the other
        way around—and we’ve  caught them in  the  act.  We  couldn’t have
        done a better job ourselves in a covert operation, setting one group
        against the other. Now we can go in and mop them up!”
          Bellwether  lifted  his  thatch  of  eyebrow  and  regarded  the  third
        director,  a  small  plump  man  in  a  tight-fitting  suit.  “And  you,
        Reverend Widdershins? Perhaps you have a theological slant on this
        affair which will be of help.”
          The churchman, a pedant without pulpit, riffled the pages of the
        report searching for a reference point.
          “Ah, yes, if I might contribute a few ideas to this colloquy. I find it
        somewhat  distressing  that  a  considerable  period  of  time  elapsed
        between  the  involvement  of  the  young  woman  with  those  radical
        feminists  and  the  profound  religious  conversion  she  underwent.  I
        fear  our  critics  might  point  to  a  guilty  conscience  rather  than  the
        divine intervention we would prefer as the motivating factor in her
        belated revelations. And the money we would have to provide for her
        to take up a new life in Costa Rica could be misinterpreted as a bribe,
        not as the life-saving aid she must have in order to survive.”
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