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Observations
They’ll read you the riot act just as soon as they’ve finished writing it.
I’d rather do something complicated with a simple tool than
something simple with a complicated tool.
Eat your words—save a language.
If you’re a solipsist but not a narcissist, you should consult your inner
psychiatrist to resolve the conflict.
Necessity won’t admit it, but the father of her child is Spare Parts.
Fashion flails function for followers; form fears faulty fixed fight.
The Iron Law of Wages: labor will be paid as little as possible. The
Waging Law of Iron: materials will be weaponized as much as
possible.
Meetings—not drink—are the curse of the working class.
The superstitious dread of calamities happening in threes is not just
dread of the third occurring after the second, but that a fourth will
not be necessary.
The project is the Titanic: schedules are the deck chairs.
Remorse code: I’m sorry means I failed to hurt you as much as you
hurt me.
At my best I’ve no time for anything less.
The decades-long search for one extraterrestrial life-form runs
concurrently with the daily extinction of several species on Earth.
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