Page 5 - Observations
P. 5
A moron and his neuron are soon parted.
Imaginary problems are solved via real activity; real problems are
solved via imaginative activity.
The perigee of apathy is the apogee of empathy.
Churches have lightning rods: isn’t their deity the New Testament
God of Love, not the Old Testament God of Wrath?
Life is the leading preventable cause of death.
The wisdom dispensed by a gumball machine: the perfection of
seamless shiny spheres.
Those few of my nest eggs not stolen by jackals are brooded by
turkeys.
Too bad a lifetime of lies can only encounter one moment of truth.
Old age is a bad time to run out of beginner’s luck.
A contest of equals leaves too much to chance: better buy a suit with
two pairs of pants.
Melting permafrost? Terra firma lost.
If dealt from a pack of lies, it matters not what hand you play.
Afraid of risky commercial ventures? Don’t sell steak knives to lions
with dentures.
Even a sourpuss can get a sweetie pie thrown in his face.
Ego says: I want to be loved for what I love, and I don’t want to love
anything else for anyone.
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