Page 4 - Observations

Dating is a class for cowgirls learning to break mustangs into
packhorses.

I’d rather play taps on my ear trumpet than hear a line of Ode to Joy.

Tsunami detection? Why, when we cannot perceive the rising tide of
mediocrity?

The curse of nature: may you discover the brakes just as you hit the
wall.

As a poem is an already assembled puzzle, solving it requires
reassembly in prose.

Take advantage of what’s good before what’s bad takes it of you.

Will we fish out the ocean before we kill it, or kill ourselves before it
returns the favor?

The balloon, not the ceiling, is impressed.

If you are your own worst enemy, you’re probably also your greatest
secret admirer.

Is networking not working, or not networking not working?

Guilt by association is too often followed by collective punishment.

An ounce of prevention’s not worth a pound of cure: the best
argument against for-profit medical care.

Predatory paternalism: we eat our young.

Whatever happened to whatever happened?

If you think out loud, you won’t be understood by those who listen
but do not think.

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