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other kids and listening to the stories of space travelers while
staring luridly at the barmaids.
The Drunk Monks speak of his youth with great reverence:
Born to the lowly cast of cheats on a nowhere planet,
raised in cluelessness, surrounded by the dregs of the
stars, he listened. He listened hard to the divine will,
defying all good judgment to run a fool’s errand so we
could one day have this universe in which to dwell, that
we might have life, love and enjoy this awesome beer
while he holds his nose and bladder for all eternity. It is
only due to his greatness of listening that we exist.
Bottoms up!
8 BeerQuest
