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It was a triangular ship with a huge engine that was slightly
out of tune, the computer navigation system had an attitude,
and the toilet was broken. It was originally white with candy
red stripes, but someone had painted it baby blanket pink.

Gnurdleigh hated the color, but it was all he could afford,
probably because no self-respecting space traveler would be
seen in it unless they were gay. It had a large airlock, a
comfortable cabin decorated just as gay as the outside of the
ship and a suspended animation pod that was decorated to
look like a coffin for a princess. The walls of the interior were
decorated in fluff and lace, as if it couldn't be any more 'girlie'.
The salesman offered to get it tuned and the toilet fixed for ten
percent more, but Gnurdleigh declined, for he needed the

money to purchase a Psychic Communicator. The ship
autopilot’s attitude was never discussed. As they passed
through the cabin the autopilot sneezed and said, "Shithead!"
as he first saw Gnurdleigh. Crazy Earl quickly shut the autopilot
off.

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