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shot to find the great beer planet was to leave everything to
fate, as he just had a feeling his destiny was great. He was
right, but it went nothing like he fantasized. His programming
took him directly between binary singularities. The resulting

slingshot effect put him further away than anyone had ever
traveled. The result was that anyone with the spray that ‘tuned’
them to the frequency of his XTC experienced overwhelming
images of his deepest fantasies, causing them to live his most
inner fantasies out with whoever was available. They would
spontaneously act them out anytime, anywhere, with anyone.
Oceans and oceans of beer were poured, licked, lapped, and
endless debaucheries followed. At first, the religious and high-
minded people were shocked and offended by the public

orgies. If, however, someone with the chemicals sprayed on
them brushed up against you or even if you smelled a strong
enough whiff, you were uncontrollably ripping off their clothes,
your clothes, and taking care of business, too! Police tried
arresting people, until the jails were full of orgies and there
was little to no difference in the outside world. Within days, the
chemicals that were ‘tuned’ to Gnurdleigh’s XTC became the

best-selling commodity in the history of the universe. Entire
civilizations plunged into bankruptcy and debauchery. The
economy of the universe ground to a virtual standstill. Only
three civilizations marginally survived the sexual frenzy.

Allan R. Emery 15