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The Drunk Monks described the situation thusly:

For countless eons they would not listen, each being so
concerned with his own welfare, wishing to make
something meaningful of their lives. Not a single one of
them created the universe. Not a single one of them is
responsible for this awesome beer. He alone could work
such miracles. Through his actions, his listening, they
listened. They were forced to listen. Because they

would not listen to reason willingly, to repent their
immorality and injustices, they were driven to live
without decency, without status, in the very depths of
debauchery! They were forced to live in depraved
ecstasy, for trillions of years, listening to only him and
he listened only to the divine will. That should teach
them a lesson! Bless his holy journey... Bottoms up!

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