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to them, they naturally were not satisfied and wanted more.
There was just no more to be had. They had

Inadvertently become babysitters of the universe instead of
conquerors and it hurt their feelings. They devised a plan to
send a warship to find Gnurdleigh, his XTC and destroy them.
The universe would get back to normal and the Prudes,
Quickums and Dicklords would have a stranglehold on all
new universal wealth and power, which they would exploit to
control everything.

First, they rounded up all of the top scientists from their three
respective empires. Then they built a planet where the

research could take place and forbid anyone from bringing any
of the perfume tuned to Gnurdleigh’s XTC to that planet, so
naturally there were oceans of it smuggled in and sold for quite
a profit. Then, once the scientists all arrived, the Dicklords,
who were horny as hell without the perfume, seduced all of the
Quickums and fed them coffee, oysters and stimulants by the
bucket-load. The prudes were disgusted. The Dicklords made
no attempt to seduce them! What were they, chopped liver?
So, they devised some chemicals that made them extremely

horny, too. Then they joined in the orgies the others were
having. This lasted about seventy-five years, until the
Quickums and Prudes built up sufficient tolerances to the drugs
they were taking. Then they hurried to begin work on the plan
in earnest two years later when they remembered what it was.

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