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Chapter 3

Three civilizations, the Certaprudes, the Instarrives, and the

Hooharandies were able to continue their economic
manufacturing and transportation systems almost without
slowdowns due to unique features of their physiology or
psychological make-up. Apparently, the Certaprudes (known as
Prudes) were so disinterested in sex that exposure to the
chemical tuned to Gnurdleigh’s XTC would only cause them to
masturbate randomly a couple times throughout the day,

leaving them time to accomplish some work. The Instarrives
(known as Quickums) would expend themselves sexually very
quickly and take several hours to recover to the point they
could participate again. This left them time to accomplish some
work as well. The Hooharandies (known as Dicklords) were
already such a sexually active and deviant race that there was
little change to their lifestyle and they were able to continue
with the marginal amount of work they were already doing,
seamlessly.

So, the Prudes, Quickums and Dicklords (PDQ’s) gained
financial and political control over the universe, or what was
left of it. Unfortunately for them, it was now a universe of
financially destitute civilizations too busy fornicating in ever
more public, incestuous and deviant ways to create any new
wealth. Once the PDQ’s had all the power and wealth available