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that universe, however, coveted mud so it was not so bad. To
them the mud came from loving gods and they were very
happy. Some say it is the creator's great sense of humor which
makes such wonderful things happen.
In the Drunk Monk's words:
Serendipity
God didn't create lager
So we could be sober and dull.
God gave us stout and pilsner
To get us blitzed out of our skull.
God didn't make genitals
So we could just hide them away.
God gave us tits and asses,
So everyone come out and play!
CHORUS:
Let us accept as our mission;
To glorify Him for all time.
Just shut the fuck up and listen!
Existence is never a crime!
God does not make losers
but we can do that if we will.
Allan R. Emery 5
