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He born himself without woman or even young girl. His
actions look like the meanderings of an idiot to any
sane person, yet they created and sustain all. He is the
cause of countless epoch cosmological periods of

debauchery, bankruptcy to almost all known
civilizations, cannibalism, sweeping genocide in the
googolplex, created the best beer in the universe and
mistakenly caused all of existence. Praise God and his
weird sense of humor. Praise Him with wonderment,
fear, laughter and beer. Bottoms up!

It was on a Tuesday at 3:10 am that Gnurdleigh created the
universe. It is a long, long, long strange story and the end is

the beginning. We shall start somewhere in the middle. At 3:10
EST on a Tuesday Gnurdleigh inadvertently ripped a hole in
space and time. His spaceship was spinning wildly out of
control. In a panic he pushed the button to jump to light-speed
space travel without adding any coordinates. So, the ship,
which hated him and was already angry at his stupid
commands, automatically uses the old adage from sailing,

“When in doubt, maintain speed and direction.” Which was to
go into a light speed spin. “That will teach him!” It thought.

Trillions of years earlier, the great void split in two equal and
opposite particles. It had to happen. Anything that can happen
will happen given ample time and opportunity. How could it
not? In this case, Gnurdleigh commanded it with his stupidity.
He had altered space and time enough to affect both. These

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