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His sacred quest,
His sacred quest,
To get his bored ass out of here!

Then everywhere were ecstasies,
When all felt Gnurdleigh’s fantasies.
They’d act them out and crave for more,
Because of a device he wore.
They’d act them out,
They’d act them out,
He made the universe his whore.

He probed the depths of space alone,

But sent his fantasies back home,
Each raunchy dream of carnal bliss,
Each grope, poke, rub, lick, finger, kiss.
His fantasies,
His fantasies,
Made smegma flow like donkey piss.

For countless eons, it is said,
Throughout the universe he sped.
A beam of nerd across the sky,
Who chased the questions, “Where?
and Why?”.
A beam of nerd,
A beam of nerd,
Made tumid orgies multiply.

ii BeerQuest