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Chapter 1

Somewhere in space is a place where the legend began.

Nobody knows where that place is. Everybody, however, knows
where the legend is talked and talked and talked about. The
Drunk Monks originating from the planet ‘Permanently Pissed’
in the ‘Falstaff Galaxy’, commonly known as Peepee Prime, will
not shut up about it, ever, except if they should pass out. For
countless eons they were considered crazy people standing in
the city parks, plazas and transportation hubs spouting their

religious rhetoric to a herd of busy people who hardly noticed
them. On and on they went about how people were not living
according to God’s will. They would rant on about the coming
judgment, which came and came and came. It was not until
the time of the great transformation that anyone began
listening to them. Either people were too busy working and
slaving to get ahead or, after Gnurdleigh began his voyage,
they were trapped in an endless excessive series of
spontaneous orgies, which the Drunk Monks were kind enough

to participate in whenever the opportunity presented itself,
which was always. Now that the Great Transformation has
taken place and the universe is enlightened, they are heralded
throughout the cosmos as wise sages and cicerones. Here is an
excerpt from “BeerQuest” describing Gnurdleigh, the creator of
the universe, as that is who the legend is about;