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So, little commerce could commence,
With constant orgies so immense,
In bankruptcy the cosmos fell,
All governments went straight to hell.
In bankruptcy,
In bankruptcy,
The writhing masses start to smell.
His catheter had wriggled free,
Poor Gnurdleigh had to stop and pee.
To whip it out he must reverse,
Four billion years that he’d traversed.
To whip it out,
To whip it out,
And nearly drowns the universe.
A dinosaur ripped off his arm,
So Gnurdleigh vowed to do him harm.
He got so pissed he tried to make
Two planets crash, but lost his brake.
He got so pissed,
He got so pissed,
He made the perfect dumb mistake.
In anger and stupidity,
He spun a strange trajectory.
He traps himself in space and time,
This dork becomes the Alpha-Prime.
Allan R. Emery iii
