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                    peace corps time warp










       By Austin Fast, MAK15                                    Turns out the joke’s on
       I’ll be honest: I struggle to recall most infor- me. After spending six

       mation from the blisteringly paced blur that             weeks in the United States
       was  our  Pre-Service Training.  Most  of  it  was       this holiday season, I’ve
       buried  amidst  the  three-foot  tall  stack  of  pa-
       pers on my host family’s desk that I was some-           discovered Peace Corps
       how expected to miraculously teleport to my              Macedonia dropped my
       permanent community along with my already                pop  culture  knowledge
       stuffed 50-pound bags. However, one conver-                  into cryogenic storage
       sation I had during PST over coffee in Veles
       with MAK13 technical trainer Matt  Tschabold                 circa September 2010.
       will never escape my memory.
                                                                I laughed, convinced he was joking. In Octo-
       “So, who’s this Lady Gaga?” Matt asked a fel-            ber 2010, Lady Gaga was at the height of her
       low MAK15 trainee and me. “She wears boxes               game just a month after donning an outfit en-
       on her head or something?”                               tirely composed of raw meat for the 2010 MTV
                                                                Video Music Awards.

                                                                Turns out the joke’s on me. After spending six
                                                                weeks in the United States this holiday sea-
                                                                son, I’ve discovered Peace Corps Macedonia
                                                                dropped my pop culture knowledge into cryo-
                                                                genic storage circa September 2010.

                                                                Television shows like  Breaking Bad,  NBC’s
                                                                       Parks and Recreation  and  Mad Men
                                                                          are lost on me. I’ve never seen them,
                                                                            nor do I have the remotest idea into
                                                                             which topics they delve. Plus, who
                                                                             the hell is Honey Boo Boo and why
                                                                             hasn’t she been locked up yet?

                                                                            In news and current events, I’m em-
                                                                           barrassed to admit as a journalist that
                                                                             my knowledge is equally dreadful.
                                                                             Some big election apparently took
                                                                                place in November? OK, thank-
                                                                                    fully I’m not that bad, but one
                                                                                     of my former college pro-
                                                                                         fessors chuckled when
                                                                                           I had never heard of
                                                                                            Nate  Silver.  For  those
                                                                                           uninitiated few, Silver
                                                                                          is a blogger and statisti-
                                                                                           cian who correctly pre-
                                                                                             dicted the winners of

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