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54               Why TV Ghosthunting Shows Are Fake!






             Why those TV ghost-

                hunting shows are

                transparently fake



                      by Scott Craven




        On a fuzzy green screen, you see a  T-shirt-
        wearing man pointing a small electronic
        recorder toward a murky corner.

        He swivels his head toward the camera, his eyes
        glowing like orbs.


        “This is where a figure of a small girl has been
        sighted on numerous occasions,” the man says
        in a hushed voice. “We’re hoping she’s in the
        mood to answer some – holy (bleep), something
        touched me!”


        The frame jumps and blurs before steadying
        itself and focusing on the man’s face and his
        look of shock.
                                                         Amico said the shows are misleading at best, number of things, most of them eerie.
        And it’s largely ghost-hunting theater, according  fake at worst. A typical paranormal investigation “It’s all about suggestion,” Amico said. “Let’s
        to one of Phoenix’s longtime paranormal          takes several visits over weeks or months, he say he tells everyone he hears, ‘Help me.’ When
        investigators.                                   said, and 99% of that time would set off every it's played again, that what you hear. ‘Help me.’
                                                         tedium monitor in the place, if such a thing But it’s only because he planted it in your head.”
                                                         existed.
        'It never happens like that'
                                                                                                          The on-screen investigators also can manipulate
                                                         The “night in a haunted house” scenario is devices          that   detect   changes    in   the
        “Most of that stuff on  TV is bunk,”  Vincent
                                                         necessary to keep viewers interested, though it’s electromagnetic field, believed to indicate the
        Amico said. “It never happens like that.”
                                                         highly unlikely that’s how the investigation presence of spirits, Amico said.
                                                         unfolded.
        Amico has the experience to back up his claim.
                                                                                                          The electromagnetic field (EMF) sensor features
        He’s been investigating the paranormal for 15
                                                         Jay Yates, who with his wife Marie, have been a series of lights that illuminate one after
        years. In 2014 he and his wife started  AZ
                                                         featured on several  TV and radio shows another.  The more lights, the stronger the
        Paranormal Investigations and Research
                                                         dedicated to paranormal investigations, said that electromagnetic change.
        Society.
                                                         in some cases cameras are set up weeks before
                                                         the ghost hunters themselves arrive.             The problem, Amico said, is that something as
        And that’s where these un-reality shows pose
                                                                                                          simple as a cellphone can disrupt the field and
        problems, he said.  Those fans expect to see
                                                         “I wish that ghosts showed up on demand but it make the EMF sensor light up like a Christmas
        evidence of the afterlife, from an empty rocking
                                                         doesn't work that way,” he said. “Many of these tree.
        chair moving by itself to shadowy apparitions
                                                         ghost-hunting shows are not evidence-driven,
        coalescing in corners.
                                                         but more based upon experiences from the cast "I remember one time they showed the device
                                                         and crew, not concrete evidence always.”         starting to light up, and the guy holding the
        Such eerie incidents are extremely rare and
                                                                                                          device had a huge watch on his wrist," Amico
        easily fabricated.
                                                         Amico also takes issue with the way hunters said. "When they cut back to him, the device
                                                         interpret those static-filled electronic voice was lit up and the watch was gone. It was clearly
        “A guy says he felt something touch him, or you
                                                         phenomena (EVP) recordings.                      two different times."
        hear a door slam off camera,”  Amico said.
        “That’s the easiest stuff to fake. There’s no way
                                                         Viewers are familiar with the setup. The experts Then there are those who believe everything
        to prove he wasn’t touched, or that someone off
                                                         either place an EVP recorder in an empty room about investigations are bunk. They watch the
        camera didn’t slam the door.”
                                                         (the recording is analyzed later) or use it to shows so they can shake their heads in utter
                                                         “interview” any spirits interested in chatting. disbelief while wondering how anybody could
        Specter-chasing  TV shows caught on in 2004
                                                         Since ghosts have no vocal cords, they use their buy the existence of the paranormal.
        with SyFy’s “Ghost Hunters,” which lasted 12
                                                         energy to electrically manipulate sound that can
        years before broadcasting its last episode in
                                                         be picked up by EVP recorders, paranormal "People can believe whatever they want and it
        October 2016. Similar shows followed in its
                                                         investigators say.                               makes no difference to me,"  Amico said. "A
        glowing green footsteps, including  Travel
                                                                                                          paranormal experience is by definition is
        Channel’s “Ghost  Adventures” and “Haunted
                                                         In most cases, words are almost impossible to something that can't be explained. I've
        USA.”
                                                         make out amid the static and buzzing, and may experienced a lot of things I can't explain." []
                                                         be nothing more than background sounds,
        Following the formula
                                                         Amico said.  That changes once ghost hunters
                                                         put words to those sounds, interpreting them as
        The recipe is the same. Investigators equipped
                                                         voices from beyond the grave.
        with cameras and various ghost-detecting
        devices     spend      a     night     in     a
                                                         'It's all about suggestion'
        hotel/house/abandoned warehouse said to be
        haunted. Before the sun rises, they’ve
                                                         A fluctuation in static, for example, can be
        seen/spoken with/found evidence of the
                                                         translated as, “Get out.” Or “He's here.” Or any         www.xzonetvchannel.com
        afterlife. Everyone goes home shaken.
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