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BREMER? WHAT YEAH MAN!

"Pardon me, old chap, but is this regular?"
"Come again, dad?"
"The party, I mean."
"Party! Listen dad, you're all lookin' at the local cats 'n' the Bremer cats
livin' it up after a cool afternoon's sport."

"Oh! I say, didn't mean to offend."
"Yeah, like these cats come ev'ry annum to tread the herbs like."
"Tread the herbs?"
"Yeah dad, like they kick a mean hunk o' cow-hide and boy! do they swing
a cruel club."
"Cruel cub, by jove, you're poetical. But I say, who won?"
"Well man, we fell even in the golf — 2 each way, like — 'n' the Wynnum
cats took the football in the A grade 'n' the 9 stone, but the Bremer felines
made us lick our fur in the over i 5 soccer. Course the local cats took the
under 15. already."
"Oh, splendid! Jolly good show by both schools really. Lovely afternoon,
too, what?"
Yeah, Joll ---------------------------------- Oh gumdrops! dad, like you're got me
talkin' that jazz."
R. ELMES.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
Why be difficult ?
When, with a little more effort
you can become
IMPOSSIBLE.
Kerry — 4C 1.

* This Page generously donated by W. M. LAMOND PTY. LTD.,
Estate Agent, Bay Terrace, Wynnum.

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