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Doug'. Pollard—FS : I've been victimised!
C: Some of his Physics theories would be good if he based them on fact.
A: To be a bush lawyer.
AC: Has already gained much valuable experience.
Stewart Robinson—FS : You’ll never pass Senior.
C: Inhabits the Lindum swamps.
A: To lie a Bachelor of (he-) Arts.
AC: Has a blond penfriend in Denmark.
Alec Smith—FS : Now by the principles of orthographic projection . . .
C: Symmetrically built about t he cars.
A: To complete designs on . . . (watch this space for further development ).
AC: Has outdrawn the Principal in several geometrical duels.
Len Starika—FS : Hey Poll., yer wrong!
C: lias made a number of small crop transactions with the staff.
A: To promote the sales of Wellington Point spuds.
AC: The only person who can make Mr. O'Mara talk about anything
but Chemistry.
.John Thallon—FS: Ah. shut up!
C : Plays golf of ( f) course.
A: To he a dentist.
AC: Can be quite boring.
Kennedy Vela—FS : Censored.
C: Censored.
A: Censored.
AC: Censored.
Bill Westaway—FS: I didn't do it! (He didn't either.)
C: Imitates Johnny O’Keefe on every possible and impossible occasion.
A: None.
AC: Apply C.I.B.
Glenda Paterson—FS : Golly!
A: To find one.
C: Shy until the time comes.
AC: Has learnt some French.
Barbara Webb—FS : "Be a good boy and mark the roll."
A: To abolish all city life.
C: Crosses Birkdale swamps without disaster.
AC: Has ventured into the "Big Smoke" on her own.
Nancy Carey—FS : Oh! Go on. eh!
A: To compere a Birkdale national anthem.
C: Hoards chocolate.
AC: Has formulated a theory that blue-eyed people are always best at
Logic.
Lindy Ingram—FS : “Fair dinkum !"
A: To recover from many late nights (studying).
C: Fond of football (er!).
AC: Has found a driving instructor who trusts her.
Lorna Hardley—FS : “And as I was saying when the teacher rudely inter
rupted ..."
A: To have at least three sixth form boys talk to her in one day.
C: Abundance of the lachrymal fluid, due to excess vitamin A.
AC: Has stayed on a diet for a fortnight.
Robin Shepherd—PS: "Is my hair very terrible?"
A : To be a career woman.
C: Raves over Graham Kennedy ad Cicero.
AC: Has finally fathomed the mysteries of a bunsen burner.
Valerie Harris—FS : “I don't see why.”
A: To convince Robin of the value of science.
C: Man-hater (as far as is known).
AC: Has grown past five feet.
Janette Ziegenfusz—FS :“Shove over !”
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