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AC: Has made an unbalanced balance.
Brian Austin—FS: Don’t bug me laddie.
C: Digs the rock. “His roll rock Highroad roaring down” (Hopkins).
A: To be a draughtsman.
AC: Close associate of “Chessman”.
David Banney—FS : Listen here, yob!
C: Sadistic. Loves to torture violins in his spare time.
A: To be a Vet.
AC: A friend of all dogs.
John Bramley—FS: Yeah, not like down in Sydney.
R C: Likes girls and golf.
R A: Girls.
AC: Golf.
Chue Ah Jow—FS : Te-e-errible I
C: Has failed in the attempt to teach three of us Chinese. A genuine
Malayan terror.
A: To travel around the world on a bicycle.
AC: Has already done so in imagination.
Alan Davis—FS: Now back in New South Wales . . .
C: “Passed me by like the whizz of my crossbow” (Coleridge).
E A: To play football.
AC: Scored one try.
Noel Edser—FS : That’s fair enough.
C: Attends Wynnum High School occasionally.
A: To play a cool Largo.
AC: Has attained membership in George Wallace’s dancing troupe.
Graham Gartside—FS: Cut it out, Newnham, or I’ll belt yer!
C: He also serves who only sits and waits.
A: To retire at an early age.
AC: Has retired at a very early age.
Tony Grant—FS: Don’t ask me, I dunno.
C: Draws on the black-board during the lunch hour.
A: To hold a driver’s licence.
AC: Has attained the age of 17.
Ian Hastings—FS: You’ve got potential.
C: Discreet sarcasm.
A: To be a geologist.
AC: Experienced at splitting rocks.
Rodney Hazell—FS: (Doesn’t say enough.)
C: Works out geometry in between Tony’s drawings.
A: Has designs for being an architect.
AC: Manages to scrape through his exams, somehow.
David Heaton—FS : (No preference.)
C: A keen supporter of the Methodist Church. Assisted in writing
these notes.
A: To leave the country before trouble starts.
AC: Usually quiet and well-behaved.
Des Mander—FS : Go on!
C: Prefers not to be rushed.
A: To pass in Chemistry.
AC: Has failed all attempts so far.
Greg. Newnham—FS: Cut it out. Gartside, I’m not a punching bag!
C: Much the same vital statistics as a beer barrel but full of school
spirit.
A: To have a driver’s licence.
AC: Has killed only four pedestrians and one cyclist—so far.
Trevor Niebling—FS: “(a) I’m adorable, (b) I’m so beautiful.”
C: BIG! “A thing of beauty is a joy for ever” (Keats).
A: To rescue a mermaid.
AC: “Its loveliness increases, it will not pass into nothingness” (also
Keats).