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Christine...

T
he waitress comes over and starts putting three marguerites'

down at the table. Christine spoke up first. "We didn't order
these!"

Waitress: "Oh, ma'am, these are from the gentlemen over at the
bar, they are on him!"

Christine: "Ma'am? Ok! Uh oh, Giselle, look likes Tyrone got his
eye on you! That was sweet of him, his drunk ass! Look at him raising

his glass and winking!"

Giselle: "Well, maybe I should go over and talk to him, Lord

knows the bartender is not paying attention! First, let me make sure
he didn't somehow manipulate the waitress to put these damn drinks

on my bill!" Everyone laughed at that one.

Christine: "Would that surprise you? I didn't think it would!

Double-check your bill girls! Now let's all wave at Tyrone!
HEEEEEEEY TYRONE! THANK YOU!"

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