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That’s Crazy

they would never be home when he was cutting their lawns. It made

complete sense."

As everyone arrived and we began the cosmopolitan party, we

started going through each room. Giselle went into the office and

found a letter she believes Leroy had purposely placed so she would
find it. This was no ordinary letter: it was a “love letter.” She picked
up the letter and began reading in front of all the girls; we were

cracking up. This letter did not seem to be written by Ms. Moore. This

letter was written by a new lawn customer. I guess the lawn care
business was good for something. She began to write how she knew

they were meant for each other, but the timing was not right. She
would always remember the night of passionate love they made. We

could not do anything but laugh; it looked as though Mr. Perfect had
thrown his hook again.

We continued to look through the house and found glue strips in
the basement and everywhere. Giselle was also showing us how

paranoid CRAZY was when they first bought their patio furniture,
crazy Leroy placed a chain of locks through the deck chairs, the deck

table, and the barbecue grill. She said when she first noticed him with
the locks and chains, she asked him what in the heck he was doing?

He told her he did not want anyone coming to the house to steal the

furniture – CRAZY. Giselle said she told him he was crazy if someone
was going to come in this neighborhood of upscale houses and steal
our patio furniture, they had earned the furniture.

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