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                  For  the  whole  weekend  and  throughout  the  retreat,  I  was

              constantly  surrounded  by  women  of  threes.  I  felt  it  was  God
              surrounding me with the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.


                  The next week I had the house cleaned from top to bottom in

              preparation for Daddy’s move to Maryland.

                  The first thing I did when I returned from the summit was to go

              to the fire department. I asked them to come by the house to write up
              crazy  Leroy's  business,  so  he  would  have  to  remove  those  15

              lawnmowers  stacked  in  the  garage.  Even  though  I  had  the  locks
              changed on the doors, crazy Leroy still had access to the garage, and I

              was uncomfortable sleeping with so much gas below my bedroom.

                  When I arrived at the fire department and told the chief, who was

              a woman, of the situation, she informed me that she would write up
              something though legally there was nothing they could do; whatever

              works to get those lawnmowers from the garage.

                  She followed me to the house in a big fire truck. All I needed was

              for  crazy  Leroy  to  pull  up  while  they  were  there.  He  would
              automatically assume I did something to burn his kingdom. The fire

              marshal entered the garage, and, of course, she had the same look as
              everyone else when they entered the house. When she opened the

              door to the garage and smelled how strong the gas fumes were, she

              began counting all the hazardous things in the garage. She wrote up
              an order for crazy Leroy to remove the equipment within a week,

              otherwise, he would be fined $100 per day. I knew that would get his

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