Page 2 - Panto Prog

Avast ye buoys and gulls, prepare yourselves for the Treasure Panto!

Following a band of misfit pirates and fauna of various sizes, amongst others , they

search the high seas for a lucrative treasure haul. Along the way the might of the

British Navy set its sights on capturing our plucky gang of misfits leading the way to
laughs, fun and adventure!

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Ross Barnes is a 784 year (Aero)-Nautical Engineering student.
Ross has slowly but dutifully climbed the ranks of shoreline the-
atre; from Member, to Social secretary and now Vice-President.
Ross has chosen to take on the directorial and authorial role of
this year’s Pantomime – the inspiration of which is ostensibly
‘Black Sails’ (There is some suspicion Ross just wanted an ex-
cuse to make bad puns and have play sword fights). Ross would
like to thank you all for coming this evening, because honestly,
who knows how this will turn out. Good luck!

Pat escaped from Swansea last year but still finds himself com-

ing back to Shoreline to make cast members wear women’s
cloths, as doing it himself in all his Instagram photos just isn’t
enough. As last year’s arts director he is probably furious that
Ross has decided half the set will be made from cardboard, but
Ross wrote this whole thing, so he gets to make the decision.
Pat has probably spent more money than the entire budget of

the play just getting trains to and from Swansea to direct, so
this play better be worth it. He hopes you enjoy the show and
follow his Instagram account