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3 August 2012
Went to Agent Provocateur today & tried on a £350 pair
of pyjamas with no intention of buying them. The
tenacious assistant wrote the item name & size on a pink
wish card for me and gave it to the person I was with just
in case they might want to buy them as a gift though.
....just in case...
5 August 2012
I spent all day in Birmingham Friday, a Gr8 day & not a
single problem. 30 minutes in Redditch yesterday and we
were verbally abused, accused of everything since the
start of the 1st World War, pushed, shoved & generally
pissed off on a more or less constant basis.
My new Redditch Tourist Board Tag Line: We cannot be
held responsible for any severe psychological trauma
received during your visit
5 August 2012
On a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being totally cool and 10
being totally sad how sad am I? : This morning I tried to
recreate the memory of being in New York by making
"New York Blend" filter coffee whilst listening to Empire
State of Mind & eating peanut butter cups.
5 August 2012
I would like to apologise to all UK Olympic Gold
Medalists! You've trained & worked for literally years to
reach this, the pinnacle of sports competition. You've
surpassed absolutely the best other athletes World Wide
& WON GOLD in the Biggest, Most Prestigious Sports
contest in World History & yet, The BBC in their infinite
