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25 March 2014 —
           This  commissioned  painting  includes  a  handmade,
            decoupage  rose,  handmade  3D  rose  petals  and  heat
            embossed glitter.

           25 March 2014 —
           BARCLAYS BANK to change my address:
            8 attempted phone calls,
           11 attempts at sending an online form,
           3 'Live Chats' (one with an advisor called ' Asif Pants''!),
           4 actual phone calls,
           6 different 'advisors'
           £7 phone credit and
           2 hours wasted time.....!
           How many are going to St Ives? How many are going to
            kill themselves!?!!? ForF********!!!!

           27 March 2014 —
           I can tell I over did it yesterday. Just got to the 2nd step
            from  the  top  of  the  stairs  n  just...well...stopped.  I'm
            pushing  against  the  ground,  hoisting  myself  up  on  the
            rail...praying....my  body's  just  like  "Nah,  I'm  stopping
            here"

           27 March 2014 —
           HUUUUUURRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG  Accidentally
            standing on a 3 pin plug with bare feet!

           30 March 2014 —
           Oh. The clock’s again. THAT’S what I'm missing by not
            having a TV. I thought I'd just time travelled in the night
            again.  Now  I'm  running  3  hours  behind.  My  usual  2
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