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her giving professional moron & nonsense monger Katie
            Hopkins a well-earned verbal battering. Most of you will
            know I'm not a "celebrity-fan" far from it! But I always
            liked the Geldof clan and whenever anyone dies at such a
            young  age  -  especially  an  ingenious,  creative,  authentic
            young person like Peaches it's tragic.

           10 April 2014 —
           Why are there a couple of rozzers walking up the road? ...
            Or....  are  they  those  "Community  Imitation  Lego
            Officers"? Whatever they're called?

           11 April 2014 —
           Ladies,  do  any  of  you  have  any  tips  for making  Victory
            Rolls work in long hair? Mine are just dropping, 'n' there’s
            nothing worse than droopy victory rolls.
           I used to beg my Mom to do my hair in victory rolls and
            also in a 'sausage' as she called it - like all rolled around
            the back of the head a la Gone with the Wind! But she
            always  said  I  was  too  young!  Also  I  was  too  young  to
            wear black! I wonder if I'm old enough yet

           13 April 2014 —
           Reason number 103.1 why I avoid going out of the house:
            I  never  know  when  the  Fibromyalgia's  going  to  buckle
            your knees and knock you to the ground! Thanks to the
            poor bloke who had to lift me out of the road in Butler
            Street!  Thank  You  I  was  very  embarrassed  being  lifted
            out of the road by some random bloke.

           14 April 2014 —
           Oooh! HOW does Royal Mail do it! I actually set an alarm
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