Page 36 - DINQ MAGAZINE OCTOBER 2020 EDITION
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MICKY ATLANTA
















         I didn’t sleep well last night so this morning   MUGABE’S CORNER
         I made my tea with Red Bull instead of wa-
          ter. Next thing you know, I got half way to
          the gym before I realized I forgot my car,
                        Smh
                                                               give your relatives  T


          I hate it when a woman say “You probably   B
         say that to every girl you meet”, …Seriously
         lady? Don’t you use the same damn resume              eing a man is so                     he most important
               for all the job you apply for?                  cool.. You refuse to                 thing a father can do

                                               money and they blame your wife.                      for his children is to
                                                                                      love their mother.
         Well, this is what I’m going to do first thing
         in the morning tomorrow… I will definitely
          call a guy who interviewed me 5 years ago,
          asked me “where do you see yourself in 5           stop attempting to  M
          years?” to let him know that I was wrong.    A                                                     y brother
                                                             frican pastors must                             don’t hurry
                                                                                                             to be in a
          The problem with our world today is that           resurrect dead people.   relationship with a woman, be
           the intelligent people are full of doubts   We want them to divide the sea,   friends with her first … Maybe   she
         while the stupid ones are full of confidence.   people want to travel to Europe.   has friends more beautiful than her.
                                                                                      Be wise.

         My girl is out of town until tomorrow night.  I
         I wonder if anyone wanna come over sit on
                                                            f you are broke and
          the other end of the sofa and ignore me?   You can’t be useless day and night.  D
                                                            your woman is paying
                                                            the bills. My brother
                                                                                                       on’t let the internet
                                               it’s your duty to scream during sex.                    rush YOU. NO

         Hey Guys, my Instagram is down today but                                                      one is posting their
           I just wanted to let you know that I had                                   failures!!!
         oatmeal for breakfast. No sugar, mixed with
                        water.                 S
                                                             he doesn’t respond to    I BECOME A FOOL TO FOOL
                                                             your texts for the       PEOPLE WHO THINK AM A
         May your life someday be as interesting             same reason you don’t    FOOL. SALOM!!!
          as you make it out to be on Facebook   get called for job interviews “you
                    and Instagram.             don’t meet the requirements”.




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