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Pairs winners Glen Wilson Ladies pairs winners Mildred Martin
and Willie Lennox and Shiela Anderson

Triples winners Dayne Jordan, Junior Singles winner Daniel Clark
Alan Paul and Mark Wilson and runner up Andrew Paul

This was the missing
page from the Spring

issue, that caused so

much trouble to the
printers, ending up

with three blank pages

in the magazine instead
Rinks winner Glen Smith, Dayne Jordan,
Alan Paul and Mark Wilson of just one!

Why is my wife divorcing me you might ask? Well, last week was my
birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot
and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish
me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy
birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After
lunch, she invited me to her apartment.
We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bed-
room for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with
a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SUR-
PRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... stark naked.