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                    Pairs winners Glen Wilson                        Ladies pairs winners Mildred Martin
                         and Willie Lennox                                   and Shiela Anderson





















                   Triples winners Dayne Jordan,                     Junior Singles winner Daniel Clark
                     Alan Paul and Mark Wilson                            and runner up Andrew Paul



                                                                          This was the missing
                                                                          page from the Spring

                                                                         issue, that caused so

                                                                           much trouble to the
                                                                           printers, ending up

                                                                        with three blank pages

                                                                       in the magazine instead
                Rinks winner Glen Smith, Dayne Jordan,
                        Alan Paul and Mark Wilson                                 of just one!


                                        Why is my wife divorcing me you might ask?  Well, last week was my
                                        birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot
                                        and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish
                                        me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy
                                        birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After
                                        lunch, she invited me to her apartment.
                                              We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bed-
                                        room for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with
              a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SUR-
              PRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... stark naked.
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