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Introduce kiosks to off-licenses enabling customers to
design and print their own sticky labels for wine bottles.
The off-licenses would offer unbranded bottles of house
wines for customers to personalise as amusing gifts or
talking points at dinner parties.
Becky Clarke
18113April2001
Editor’s note:
It was suggested that
the cremation side of
the business should
simply be called
182‘Toast’.
Establish a funeral service promising to undertake
burials or cremations as quickly and as cheaply as
possible for those who really do not care for either
ceremonies or the dead. If legally permissible, the
company could offer to dispose of bodies within 24
hours of death.
Mary Slim
14 April 2001
