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30 Days To Internet Marketing Success
                                                                                     by Joe Kumar

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newsletters to which I have subscribed. I will put the vision
of little umbrellas out of my head while doing this.

Day 10 – Now that I’ve got some traffic coming to my site,
and consequently some income coming in (hallelujah) , I’ll
sign up for a traffic generating program, like Traffic
Multiplier (www.trafficmultiplier.com), using their free
service until I can afford to purchase oodles of traffic, while
continuing my efforts with the newsgroups, E-Zines and
newsletters. This will be an ongoing, daily task. I will
remember, from this day forward, that the mailman’s name
is not Bacardi Cuervo. I will also wait until he’s left the
neighborhood to go to the mailbox on rainy days. And, I will
not carry strawberries to the mailbox. How embarrassing!

Day 11 – Check search engine rankings and modify as
necessary. Stop by the library and check out a book on
voodoo. Make dolls of the administrators of the search
engines that haven’t listed my site yet. Go to nearest hobby
shop. Purchase huge hat pins. Return home and impale
dolls with hat pins.

Day 12 – Create first site update. Call bank and see if I get
a reward for having positive numbers associated with my
account. Pout for at least five minutes when they laugh at
me.

Day 13 – Create a newsletter for all subscribers/members.
Refrain from telling them the bank is very happy with them.

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