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10 • JULY 2020 - Senior Voice of Hernando County
SHERIFF’S OFFICE BLOTTER
HERNANDO COUNTY
A collection of dumb moves by boneheads in Hernando County last month
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June 1 and attempted to filch a a rifle in a wooded area near An adult son got into an
package lying there while argument with his mother
A man got angry at his her home, a woman grabbed
neighbors at a local he watched. When the her dogs and went looking over her refusal to give
campground that were homeowner objected, this nut for the culprit. When she him money. During the
celebrating a birthday by threatened him with a knife. found him, he reacted by argument, he bit her on the
shooting off some fireworks. Undaunted, the victim ran pointing his rifle at her and hand. Authorities were called
When they disregarded his to his car, grabbed his gun, threatening to shoot her and and the son was arrested.
screamed request to knock pointed it at him and told him her dogs. This babe in the Remember: don’t bite the
it off, the man went to his to leave. The would-be thief woods wisely chose to get hand that feeds you.
camp site, got a gun and took his advice, but deputies the hell out of there. Law
revisited the neighbors located him a short time later enforcement is investigating.
intending to create his own and arrested him. Here’s During an argument over
fireworks display. But after some advice for both of money, a woman hurled
hearing the celebrants call them: the owner should have A deputy was conducting an a metal frying pan at her
law enforcement, he quickly picked up the dang package interview when the suspect husband striking him in the
assumed a social distance when it was delivered, and suddenly pulled away and arm and making him eat his
stance and ran home the would-be thief should not started running. The hapless words.
have been stupid enough to hightailer ran across a J u ne 1 5
June 15
attempt to steal it while the parking lot and down a slope
Two women got into an owner was watching. where he lost his footing A house that is owned by
argument that turned and fell face first onto the a trust was found to be
physical. One ran into some pavement. He was promptly occupied by an unknown
nearby woods to evade A couple received a arrested. You might say the woman and her four pit
deputies but couldn’t resist phone call from someone victim lost face. Then, again, bulls. She claimed to have
charging the other woman impersonating a deputy you might not… a rental agreement but was
before being stopped by law stating that one of them J u ne 2 unable to provide it, so
June 2
enforcement. It was a matter had an active warrant for she was arrested. The dogs
over mind situation… failing to show up for jury A man reported that an were removed by Animal
duty. The caller demanded unknown individual broke Enforcement, and she was
that the victim pay money a bathroom window to removed by brute force.
Deputies responded to a local immediately to clear up the gain entrance to his home.
motel after management matter. The caller next sent Nothing was reported stolen
call about a man acting him a test message with a from the residence. The news A man was sleeping with
irrationally. When they copy of the fake warrant. was shattering and a pane to a loaded gun in his hand.
arrived, the lunatic leaned Undaunted, the victim called the homeowner. When he awoke, he decided
out of a second story window law enforcement, explained to put it away. When placing
and made obscene gestures at what happened and asked if the gun on safety, he decided
them. Deputies fingered him this was legit. It was bogus, Deputies spotted a golf cart to pull the trigger ensure the
for possessing illegal drugs. and the chowder head who traveling down a main road, safety was working. We think
made the call is being sought. but somehow were unable you know where this item is
He made a bad call… to catch up with the driver. headed. Sure enough, the gun
A man was working in his Fore! discharged. The bullet hit
yard when some cretin the man in the finger for not
walked up to his front gate When someone started firing using his brain.
