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Item #4 (Advanced Level)

Happy Hesach

“If he took us out of Tantura to a vacation in Budapest, Dayenu!”
“Happy Hesach!” – “Pesach.” – “Hesach! People are sick of Pesach, so I
invented a holiday that’s a thousand times better. Hesach is a chic holiday
with chic clothes!”
“Happy Hesach!” – “Eliyahu, how chic!” – “There’s a sale on Isracard.”
“Unlike Pesach, on Hesach it’s tradition to go no holiday with Isracard. On
Hesach we use Isracard and it sorts the whole holiday out for us.” – “So
it’s actually like Pesach, but with Isracard.”
“I see you came to cause provocations on the holiday eve, so take a
Hesach patty and have a happy Hesach.”
“Since you’re already going, can you drop me off at Mesubim?”
Isracard sorts out your Hesach with dozens of holiday perks. Really,
there’s nothing better than Isracard. Details on the website.

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