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Our sages tell us the importance of a melava malka every motzei shabbos. There is a Zmanim for 5770 (2010 CE)
certain bone in the body called the Luz bone, this bone only gets nourishment from food Time to respond to that wedding invitation
eaten at the melava malka. This year when we eat our melava malka we will also be
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