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Richard Shin and Robert Lo announce the opening of their
Mediation Service. If you are having rough business negotia-
tions think of Lo Shin to smooth things over.

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The printers of the 50 ward would like to thank all the voters
for helping make this a great quarter.

Thank you to everyone who helped me out during the difficult
time I was having. May we share in many simchas together.
Saul Wellingood.

Purim Treats and Confectionaries is pleased to offer for the
first time the Hamantashen Kazoo. Comes in chocolate and
fruit fillings. Just blow in one corner and you can make beauti-
ful music. We put the Humm in Hamantashin.

John Rush and Mark Intuit Financial Planners, are now ac-
cepting new clients. If you are looking to invest some funds
for retirement, don‟t put it off, call Rush Intuit Financial Ltd.

Having trouble seeing? Has it been more than a year since you
had an eye check up? We are offering free eye exams at Kent
C. Detrees MD. Ophthalmology.

In an effort to balance the city budget, a non partisan commit-
tee has been formed to find ways to generate new income for
our local governments. One of the first initiatives will be to
sell the city‟s oxygen to an overseas conglomerate. You can
sign up for a daily, weekly or monthly plan. For your conven-
ience, you can purchase an “airpass”. Sign up today online at
www.paythroughthenose.gov.

Math problems? Call 1-800-10x*(24y-3z^2)-(4y^2+10x^2)

Are you the “glass is half empty” type of person? Would you
like to achieve a more positive outlook on life? Join our new
support group, where we learn skills to look on the positive
side of things. For our first meeting, we have brought in an
expert from the east, Dr. Dot Snice,. who will share her tech-
nique for looking on the bright side. To register go to our web
site: www.Idoubtthiswillwork.com

Please join us as we welcome the Ebayer Rav, the Goingoing
Gaon, to our community. The Rav will be accepting visitors,
kvitlach and paypal.

Attention: The Chicago Achiela Campaign has begun. In an
effort to minimize fast days and enable people to eat 3 bal-
anced meals a day, we are starting a hagbah training program.
We will offer 4 levels of certification: Level #1 The first third
of the Torah (Breshis/Shemos), Level #2 the middle of the To-
rah (Vayikra only), Level #3 (Bamidbar/Devarim) or the mas-