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Questions.
1. Did you Hear about the Litvack That Got Drunk on Pesach?
2. Which country is the most independent one?
3. How much do dead batteries cost?

Answers
1. People told him to drink arba cases
2. Mongolia, absolutely nothing depends on it.
3. Nothing they're free of charge.
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In researching this years edition here are some quotable quotes we
came across:
“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time
reading it”. Moses Hadas
“I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.”
Groucho Marx.
“The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of oth-
er people's money”-Margaret Thatcher
To do is to be. Descartes
To be is to do. Voltaire
Do be do be do. Sinatra

Thoughts to Ponder: IS IT TRUE THAT?:
All generalizations are false.
Meetings are a practical alternative to work
Corduroy pillows are making headlines!
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

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