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THIS YEAR'S LIKUTEITIPSHIM IS SPONSORED BY

Kalman Ozer Scher announces the opening of his bank. This is the

first bank with a hechsher by the choshen mishpat alliance. For per-
sonal or business needs do all your banking at the K.O. Scher Bank
of Chicago.

Mr. & Mrs. Niyne wish mazel tov to their daughter Kay on the
opening of her pet shop. They urge everyone that is thinking of get-
ting a pet to visit Kay Niyne Pets.

Mr. & Mrs. Jason Baum wish Mazel Tov to their son Adam on his
receiving his doctorate in nuclear fusion. We look forward to the
publication of his dissertation, "Bringing Peace to the Middle East,"
by Adam Baum.

The political spin committee of America would like to remind eve-
ryone that Haman was really the best friend of the Jewish people
and the land of Israel. If not for him, the Jews wouldn't have done
teshuva, and the rebuilding of the holy temple in Jerusalem would
not have been put into motion.

Hashavas Aveida: The Occupy Movement is looking for a cause.

If you have found one please send it to the Occupy Movement in
downtown Chicago.

Mr. & Mrs. Jack Morris, wishing their son Hugh good luck on his
comedy career. If you are looking for an entertaining evening call
Hugh Morris.

Kashrus Alert. The chumra council of America has issued the fol-
lowing alert: Seeing that not all poskim accept converted rice as

being properly converted, it is suggested to soak, steam and dry all
your rice before using.

Are you concerned that the new speed camera will put a bite into
your income? City Hall shares your concern. It's for this reason, we
are offering a monthly speedpass. Eor $750 in advance, you can
cover any camera speeding tickets that you may get that month. If
you prefer, you can pre pay 10 tickets for the low price of $900.
That is a 10% savings. For more information, contact us at

www.itsallaboutsafety.com