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In honor of the month of Adar, (whose symbol is a fish) the city of
Chicago is instituting fish licenses for all pet fish owners. All fish
owners will be required to register their fish and display a front and
back license whenever taking their fish for a walk.

Brookfield Zoo is pleased to announce the birth of their first otter
of the year. In honor of the occasion we are planning a month long
celebration. The curator of the otter house, Mr. Daryavesh ex-
plained the reason for a whole month celebration with the Jewish
saying, " mesheneechnas OTTER marbim b'simcha."

We are all aware of the dangers of Facebook. Do you really know
who you just friended? Are you sure your friends really care where
you just ate dinner? Coming to a community near you soon, is the

kosher endorsed FACELOOK. Yes, this is the ground breaking new
concept, of looking at the face of the person you are talking to. You
would be amazed at the wealth of information your brain will
download just by watching your friend's face in real time. For more
information check out our website at www.bewhereyouare.com.

We would like to welcome the NATO and G8 summit to Chicago.
Thanking you for the world exposure and prosperity you will bring
to our community. The Glass Repair Association of Illinois

The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association supports your right to
bare arms.

P.E.T.A organization supports the right to arm bears.

Mr. & Mrs. Sam Marks wishing good luck to their son Hyman on
the publication of his book, "How to Insure Your Child's Scholastic
Success." If you want your child to have a great year in school, be
sure to buy Hy Mark's book.

Mr. & Mrs. Turner wish much luck to their daughter Paige on her
recent employment with world renown violinist Pinchas Zuker-
man. We know that whenever he gives a concert, he will rely on
Paige Turner.
Giving thanks, for a city government that is worried about the fi-

nancial health of the city and praying they will start worrying about
the financial health of its citizens.
Clarification: In last night's shiur when we said that the shul was
a mikdash mi'at ( a small version of the bais hamikdash ), we didn't
mean you only have to come 3 times a year.

The Bigsan and Teresh School of Linguistics mourns the untimely
passing of their founders.