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Do you want to be mikayaim the mitzvah of ad dlo yada (drinking until The Sculley and Sigourney Segula Institute is coming to Chicago. If קחשל שרדמה תיב
you can't tell the difference between Baruch Mordechai and Arur Haman) you want to bring more bracha, parnasah, and nachas into your life, but
this Purim but can't stand the next day's hangover? Does alcohol not re- aren't really interested in putting forth any real effort, have we got the
ally agree with your system, but you don't want to miss being mikayaim segula for you. For those of you who aren't convinced that segulas םירופ

any of the mitzvos hayom? Yeshivas Haman Harasha has the answer. For work, here is a segula you can test out for yourself. Humor Training Center
a nominal donation of $18.00, we have young talmidei chachamim will- Likutei Tipshim 2013
ing to keep you in mind while they drink. Think of it, you support Torah Segula for parnasah; Get a good paying job. Volume Loud Number 1
scholarship, and have the zechus of the mitzvah of ad dlo yoda ,with no For more information check out our website. JustLikeMagic.com
hangover. To reserve your designated drinker call 1-800-DRINKUP Mr. & Mrs. John Enright wishing the best of luck to their son Reed on This Year’s Likutei Tipshim is sponsored by the 3 and 4th metatarsal
With the success of filters for computers and smart phones, K9 filters is the opening of his tutoring service. If your child is having trouble with bone reminding people a little stress is nothing to get broken up over .
pleased to announce their latest innovation, a filter for your glasses. If fundamental educational concepts be sure to think of Reed Enright. Disclaimer: We, at Lekutei Tipshim, wish to once again inform the pub-
you don't want to see or perceive any evil, get K9 Ahora for your glasses Mr. and Mrs. Wilberder wish their daughter, Samantha Olivia much lic that we are in no way affiliated, associated, or otherwise related to any
today. www.zoldernitschaten.com success on starting a new clothing line, S.O. Wilberder & Co. institution or organization currently publishing similar types of periodi-
cals, weeklies, etc.
The Healthy Eating Committee of Chicago is proud to offer a lecture this The Women’s Not Ready for Primetime Players will be putting on a Here in the diaspora, we call the Purim pastry, a hamentaschen. The
Sunday night by renown dietician Dr. Lotta Sugar. The title for her lec- production of “No Soap Radio”. Details To Follow. Sponsored by S.O. origin of this word has a variety of meanings, from Haman's hat, to the
ture is, "Food, an important part of a balanced diet". Be sure to come ear- Wilberder & Co. Yiddish Montashn (poppy seed pouch). But in Israel, they are referred to as
ly and not miss any of her pearls of wisdom. Guaranteed to turn your diet As a service to the community, we at Calling Post are inaugurating the Oznei Haman, Haman's ears. It has come
around 360 degrees. "Calling Post Uninvite". You can now go through the Acheinu directo- to our attention that ears aren't really shaped like triangles; half moons
ry and pick out those people you just can’t have at your simcha or “A good Hamentaschen is
perhaps, or ovals but triangles? Come on.
The community is invited to a special lecture on hazards around the event. We will call them and let them know: "This is a Calling Post like mon from heaven.” It behooves us to probe into the deeper
house. Renowned expert Dan Juruss will discuss ways of keeping our Uninvite. We are so sorry that we can’t invite you to our upcoming meaning of why they are called Oznei Haman.
families safe. simcha, but we just don’t have room for you. Otherwise, you can be In researching this topic, we first thought to
Many people in our community are facing tough financial times. As a sure that you would be on our list.” Don't worry about insulting them, explore the socio-economic construct that gave birth to this name. But that
was way too time consuming and truthfully nobody appreciates good re-
result, they are turning to gambling R"L as an attempt at a quick fix. The you weren't going to invite them anyway. search these days any way. We checked Wikipedia and google, neither of
Committee to Perpetuate the Holiness of the Jewish People is offering a The Choshen V'Ephod Kollel would like to announce that there will be which were very helpful. We tried opening up a sefer ( a rectangular object
series of seminars to help people cope and keep them from becoming no shiur this week on ribbis due to lack of interest in the community. similar in shape to a smart phone but bigger and thicker) but surprisingly,
gamblers. If you would like to help underwrite the cost of these seminars with all the Torah being written nowadays, not one talmid chacham asks this
please buy our raffle tickets. They are for sale online, in every shul lobby In memory of Sala Shabati and Avremele Melamid by Tevya and question (I guess they don't call them talmidei chachamim for nothing). In
and in Jewish stores throughout the community. Golda. truth, the answer lies in the 3 corner shape of the pastry. When someone
First prize $1,000,000.00 ********************************************************* speaks, 3 things happen. The speaker emits, the hearer hears, and the brain

Our political representatives in Washington have heard our concern over Likutei Tipshim is not now and has never been associated with any fine processes. During Haman's entire life he did 2 of those things, speak and
the problem of a big unwieldy government and in response to your con- institutions of higher learning in the city of Chicago or its environs. hear, but his brain didn't process what was being said or what was really
cerns they are forming a task force to investigate the possibility of mak- Ideas? Comments? Send email to likutei-tipshim@juno.com happening. He refused to see H' hand in any of the events. On Purim we eat
ing a department that will manage all the other departments. You can rest oznei Haman by first biting off a corner, to represent how Haman removed
easy that the Department of Departments will work tirelessly to make the The contents of this publication have been certified Torah free. May his ability to understand and infer. Once there are only 2 corners left, the
government more efficient. contain some trace elements of gematria. Written in a facility where pastry now symbolizes Haman's obtuseness. We, therefore, must complete-
people eat peanuts. ly devour it to fulfill the commandment of mechias Amalek ( or in this con-
Jack and Jill Biotic thank their aunt for all her help during their past ill- text achilas Amalek).
ness, and letting the community know that she is making her services Money back guarantee: If this issue fails to produce at least one chuck- Those of you who have kids in the "parsha" no doubt appreciate Dor Ye-
le and/or one smile, return to point of purchase for a fool refund.
available to all that need it. If you aren't feeling well, call for Aunty Bio- shorim, With concern for the financial state of our community, we are
tic. THIS PUBLICATION IS STILL NOT A RECIPIENT OF THE JEW- pleased to announce a new organization, "Dor Ashirim". Just have both
ISH FEDERATION OF METROPOLITAN CHICAGO
sides submit a financial statement ( last year’s tax return will do) and we
will analyze both families to make sure there will be financial harmony.

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