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problem for us', the Attorney General said. “They derive
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on
tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code
names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as unknowns,
but we have determined that they belong
to a common denominator of the axis of Wow if your
medieval with coordinates in every coun- reading this page
the chazzan must
try.‟ When asked to comment on the ar- really be laying
rest, President Obama said, “If G-d had it on.
wanted us to have better weapons of math
instruction, he would have given us more
fingers and toes.”

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Halachic Corner

Zmanim for 5771 (2011 CE)
TIME TO BALANCE THE BUDGET:
According to State Government:
SHH! Don‟t bring it up or you will get Mike Mad again
According to the Federal Government
The mere thought of it is OBAMAnable

This year was a leap year in which we celebrated Pu-
rim Katan. While we make note of Purim Katan by not say-
ing tachanun, not fasting etc., the occasion of Pesach Katan
which this year falls out Sunday night seems to be forgotten.
We, at Lekutei Tipshim would like to rectify that this year,
and encourage our readers to follow the minhag of the Yaino
Shel Gefen who would extend his Purim Seuda until after
tzeits hakochavim and at that point drink an additional 4
cups of wine. While it‟s true that it seems a bit excessive, we
would like to remind you, you are not drunk if you can lie on
the floor without holding on.
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